- Rick Rowell/ABC
- The plunging neckline was a very purposeful decision.
This season of The Bachelor, ABC’s beloved televised hazing ritual, has already produced some memorable moments, hasn’t it? Who could forget the time Megan didn’t know that New Mexico is a place that’s in the United States of America? Or when labia exhibitionist Jillian dazzled Bachelor Chris Soules by asking him whether he’d “rather have sex with a homeless girl . . . or abstain from sex for five years.” (I think the correct answer’s pretty obvious.) Or when Kelsey, a school guidance counselor, convinced us all to withdraw our children from the public education system by behaving like a mental patient.
The dark-arts practitioners who make this awful show are having more fun than ever. I’m sure it’s to society’s detriment—but it’s fun in the meantime.
